A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

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John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990)

John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990)

(Source: vintagegal, via say-anything-is-a-real-girl)

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khaliasenpai:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

one time in high school i was sick with strep throat but the school refused to let me leave until after lunch and i was miserable all morning. so as revenge i coughed on my hands and rubbed them all up and down the stair well railing because i was angry and miserable.

about a month later literally half the school was sick with strep and bad colds. oops.

(via unshaped)

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imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via sextnoise)

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theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke

(via zackisontumblr)

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khadds:

She’s so perfect

(Source: , via goldenxpvssy)

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19 hours ago

vinebox:

When somebody FaceTime calling you from a number you don’t know

(via validx2)

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bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

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(Source: heteroh, via hotboyproblems)

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